This sounds like fun:
I mentioned this before, but one time this fellow I met online and hooked up with just wanted me to insult his tiny penis while he jacked off. I felt really bad doing it because I hate saying bad things about penises, no matter how small they are, but I did it because he really, really wanted it.
Did you do it?
Mid bone I was told to punch her in the face.
That’s…a lot.