The ‘no cuddling’ is a deal breaker:
This chick wanted to be my slave. She would wear a collar, and leash, and just sit in the corner to be used. No cuddling, or she would leave. I was supposed to go about my day at home, and when I wanted pleasure I would call her, and she would do whatever I demanded. Once I did the dishes and got a bj… My roommate was not happy. But the dishes were done.
A+ just for the edit:
Branding fetish using lighters. 0/10, do not recommend. 9 actually and 10ish years later they’re still there, though very faded.