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  • 24 Funny Tweets From Husbands Who Just Totally Get Marriage

    Even if you’re not dumb, there’s just something about marriage, and committing your life to someone that brings out your own deep-down dumbness. It’s probably because once you’re with somebody, they see you everyday, through the good and the bad, for years upon years, and they’re going to see your bad side every now and […] More

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  • 25 Twitter Stories Guaranteed To Make You Ugly Laugh

    Only the truest wordsmiths can create a delectable little story in 280 characters or less. A story that’ll make you chuckle until the tears come to your eyes. Here are TWENTY-FIVE of them: 1. My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t […] More

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  • 21 Memes You Need To Send Your Co-Workers ASAP

    If you really think about it, we spend more time with our co-workers than anyone else, so they should be the people we share memes with the most. If you don’t already do that on the daily, take this chance to have a good chuckle together. 21. 20. 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. More

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  • Just 75 Hilariously Relatable Posts About Masturbation

    What is one thing that almost every post-puberty stricken human has in common with one another? Yup! You nailed it; it’s masturbation. The art of making sweet, sweet love to your favorite person around, yourself. It seems like anyone who claims they don’t get down with the get down for whatever reasons are most likely some form of […] More

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  • 39 Times Facebook Needed A Cringe Button

    Reactions are great and all, but how the hell am I supposed to express the feeling of extreme discomfort with a thumbs up or little laughing face? A sad face is close, but just not quite there. Here’s my case for adding a “Cringe” reaction… 39. 38. 37. More

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  • 26 Things That Will Make You Completely Rethink Sex

    Let’s me just get this out of the way, sex is like my favorite thing. It’s like food, air, survival necessities and sex. As a matter of fact, I am now throwing sex into the survival necessity category. It’s always on my mind and one of my favorite pastimes, don’t judge me I know you’re […] More

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  • 19 People Shamefully Admit The Lies From Porn That They Actually Believed

    I assume most of our sexual expectations are, in some way, influenced by the porn we watch. I, for example, am shocked at how few sexy, DD-cupped mortgage brokers will allow me to pay my mortgage by letting them give me a blowjob. The following Redditors clearly have come to realize their own disappointments in […] More

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  • 39 Utterly Demented Elf On The Shelf Ideas

    I grew up in a generation before Elf on the Shelf, and I’m kind of sad I did. Sure, I had plenty of fun making my sister’s Barbies part of a human sacrifice carried out by my G.I. Joes, but some of these things people do with the Elf are so much more “next-level.” Things […] More

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  • 18 Times Kids Movies Let Filthy Jokes Fly By Without Us Knowing

    You gotta feel for parents. They have to watch so many kids movies a year their minds are slowly melted by them. Do you remember how many times you watched Toy Story as a kid? Well your parents do. It was a lot. You made them sit through Toy Story so many times they actually […] More

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  • 23 Pictures That Belong In The Museum Of Smartass History

    Everyone loves a smartass, but nobody loves being the smartass’s target. Since the beginning of time we’ve depended on the smartass to make fun of dumb rules, inaccurate language, and social conventions. The Smartass is one of the most valuable people in society. So we should start encouraging smartass kids instead of punishing them. We […] More

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