8.
Me: *gets comfy with a FAT plate of food and turns on netflix*
Netflix: pic.twitter.com/JJFiWtfF9O
— Damook (@yeahimugly) February 22, 2017
7.
Me drunk telling my life story even though no one asked pic.twitter.com/RSOf3wlNb6
— ? (@c0mic_sans) April 1, 2017
6.
Me calling my mama when something not right: pic.twitter.com/4ma470FSIK
— DK ? (@Dk_babe) March 13, 2017
5.
When you sing under your breath and it doesn't sound half bad so you decided to hit a high note pic.twitter.com/SsIPJvJngV
— caramel marijuana (@thenotoriouscma) March 12, 2017
4.
When your hand falls asleep: pic.twitter.com/Y5FKJb8xIZ
— “That Hardy Chick” ? (@kaiyrod) February 21, 2017
3.
Me when I see it's somebody birthday but trying to remember if they told me happy birthday or not pic.twitter.com/Mdl9Z9WlMn
— T. (@_AllHailTiffany) April 18, 2017
2.
These days the only thing getting my sheets messy is dis chocolate ice cream? #singleaf
— hoebibti (@palimun) November 23, 2016
1.
The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore
— beth, an alien (@bourgeoisalien) September 1, 2016