29.
The closest I get to a food diary is my shirt at the end of the day.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 3, 2018
28.
i have two moods pic.twitter.com/2hvk5vgE26
— harriet pudney (@lqpharriet) July 18, 2017
27.
Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go.
Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him. pic.twitter.com/21Q06Qhxr4
— Brea Simone (@BreaSimone) November 14, 2016
26.
1. Type password.
2. See PASSWORD INCORRECT
3. Type exact same thing but harder and louder.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 28, 2016
25.
You're never too old to say "horses" when you drive past some horses
— Matt ? Slusser (@mattslusser) December 24, 2016
24.
me: no thanks i'm on a diet hehe
me 10 minutes later: pic.twitter.com/reueRS350Q— lourdes (@gossipgriII) May 9, 2016
23.
[discovers something online] Wow, amazing!!!
[two minutes later, seeing someone else discover same thing] yeah, no shit— Ari Scott (@ariscott) August 23, 2016
22.
me realizing that it's nighttime again and i wasted an entire day doing nothing and now it's time to sleep and do the same tomorrow pic.twitter.com/4aMfuqVfDe
— ?????? (@liltinyisabel) August 15, 2017
21.
me: i'm gonna give the person i like some space today
also me: pic.twitter.com/okJOOb0AL3— Ms Jennifer Lawrence (@MsJenniferLaw) May 22, 2016
20.
Me enjoying this weather but knowing our Earth is danger pic.twitter.com/Jy6bINvZ6C
— bre (@bre_lliant) February 19, 2017
19.
Putting your iPod on shuffle around your friends is like playing Russian roulette with their respect for you.
— Holly Anne (@HollyMemphis) February 23, 2013