All women are different in their own, unique way–but, for some reason (no matter where we are from), we all go through the same things.
And, by that, I mean we all relate to the same tweets and memes–because, damn, they’re too real.
drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top
drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out
— gracie booOOos ???? (@cottoncandaddy) April 30, 2018
I'm amazed by people who lose weight w exercise. When I exercise nothing happens bc my DNA still thinks I'm a European peasant. So it's like "Oh! Are we running from the English again, lass? Dinnae ye worry: we'll keep ye plump as a partridge to outlast the murderous bastards!"
— Jamie S. Pumpkins-Kenney ???? (@LaComtesseJamie) April 24, 2018
waitress: i’m sorry your food is taking so long!
me: *presses forehead against hers* listen to me. i know it’s not your fault. i love you. i am tipping you 80%.
— karma pElise (@nintendoesnt) April 29, 2018
when you're about to walk through a group of guys so you pretend to be on the phone to lessen the chances of harassment pic.twitter.com/BJfzSpPRL1
— KM ???? (@queenkimbaby) May 10, 2017
attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) October 6, 2016
Oiiiii why do girls dance next to u in clubs and purposely push into u?? Take ya missguided bandage dress somewhere else bab
— B (@bethan_x3) May 8, 2017
hey sorry just gotta swing by madewell real quick to touch every item in the store then leave
— grace perry (@perryjetaime) May 24, 2018