51.
deleting ur story the next morning after about 300 ppl have already seen it cos ur still in denial
— anna (@annamcbrideox) April 7, 2018
50.
If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead I'd pick the dead guy. Then I'd order two dinners and eat both. Fuck that guy. He's dead
— beth, an alien (@bourgeoisalien) August 31, 2016
49.
I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) June 20, 2017
48.
Proud to announce I did 10 squats and I am now a kardashian
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 26, 2017
47.
me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes pic.twitter.com/bDCOfvZWDn
— sarcasm (@autocorrects) August 15, 2017
46.
Wish my wages matched up with the lifestyle I want to live x
— Han (@HannahBirrell3) April 8, 2018
45.
"Damn this outfit is gonna look so bomb on me"
My stomach:
— Khaleesi (@SugarAndSpxce) October 19, 2016
44.
If I tell you I’m 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem.
— John (@pengakoto) April 8, 2018
43.
4pm: wow i have so much work
5pm: *naps*
7pm: *wakes up*7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate*
11pm: "the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know".
— rav (@Doughbvy) April 8, 2018
42.
i have like 5+ people on read rn but that's not gonna stop me from complaining about how lonely i am and how no one ever texts me pic.twitter.com/EGM5hIS8X5
— andile (@INDIEWASHERE) May 20, 2017
41.
When you finish a series on netflix pic.twitter.com/3CsZFsbbVx
— ? (@ascaniospread) April 8, 2018