We’re all still reeling from — and celebrating — democrat Doug Jones’s win over mall predator/caveman Roy Moore in the Alabama special election to fill Jeff Sessions’s vacated seat in the Senate. Republicans are freaking out about how a state that Trump won by 28 points a year ago could elect a democrat, as well […] More
So now that the whole “don’t let a child molester get elected in Alabama” thing is over and done with, progressive crusaders now have to turn their attentions back to another issue that threatens to undo all that which we love and hold dear. Namely, the internet, and how it’s free, easy to use, and […] More
Look, the holidays are an incredibly busy and stressful time. There are gifts to buy, cookies to bake, kids to take to visit Santa at the mall, relatives coming into town, annoying carolers stopping at your house, plus all that decorating and putting up Christmas lights outside. Concocting a beautiful, festive display of twinkling lights […] More
There are so many different kinds of holiday decorations out there that there’s a little something for everyone. Do you like classic and simple? Then some white twinkle lights are your jam. Colorful and jolly more your speed? Then you probably go for a giant wreath and those huge multi-colored-bulb lights. An over-the-top Christmas fanatic […] More
The United States of America is proudly and rightfully known as a “melting pot.” That means it’s one country formed from the cultures and citizens of so many others. Nobody is really from here (except for Native Americans), because everybody or their ancestors had to come here from somewhere else. It’s nice. It’s great. It […] More
Earlier this year, Toys ‘R’ Us declared bankruptcy and a collective part of our childhoods died, particularly the part where we cried and screamed and got what we wanted because the giraffe-affiliated toy store chain was just so overwhelmingly huge and amazing. As the jingle went, they sold bikes and trains and video games. Obviously, […] More
Emmit Eclass Walker is a music industry executive, which means he’s got a lot of money. He’s the kind of guy who can afford to take first class (a.k.a. “priority”) when he flies. He’s also an African-American man, which means some people can’t quite reconcile the fact that he’s both black and wealthy, because some […] More
During a committee meeting at the Pennsylvania House of Representatives Tuesday night, Republican representative Daryl Metcalfe was leading a meeting about land use legislation. Democratic rep Matthew Bradford had the floor and was speaking, and when making a point casually touched Metcalfe’s arm. Evidently he did it in an extremely sexual way, because Metcalfe came […] More
The holiday season is among us, which is an overwhelming time of shopping, relative-seeing, and nonstop Christmas music blaring from every speaker in the world. Okay, that last one isn’t so bad — Christmas music is awesome, and there’s a little something for everyone, from the classic crooning of Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” to the […] More
A new book is being released by Donald Trump’s former campaign manager Corey R. Lewandowski and his former deputy campaign manager David Bossie. In the book the pair reveal some interesting insight to the current presents campaign. They touch on strange odd jobs that Hope Hicks has that go along with her White House communication […] More
In the chaos of late-breaking news, some sources may report facts before they’ve had a chance to entirely vet them. It’s an unfortunate practice, but hey, when lots of big news is happening at once, a few things can get lost in the shuffle. Reporters correct them, and all is well. This happened last Friday. […] More
Christmas is a cultural celebration, but for many it’s also a religious holiday, which creates a tension between the secular world represented by Santa, and the religious element embodied by the baby Jesus. That tension became too much to bear for pastor and Repent Alaska leader David Grisham, who thinks he’s on the losing side […] More
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