As you probably guessed from the marketing scheme, there’s only so many times you can pump the penis before it “jizzes” all over your face, chest, or mouth. It’s like Russian roulette, only stupider and a giant waste of alcohol.
Oh, and you’ll also be frantically pumping a giant fake penis, directed at your person. Which isn’t too degrading or anything.
But hey, who am I to say? You might end up looking really cool.
Apparently, the game is only marginally effective. According to Metro UK, “We tried the game out for ourselves and couldn’t get the penis to squirt no matter how many pumps we did (we hope that doesn’t reflect poorly on our penis stroking skills), so we’d only advise this game if you’re patient and have time to kill.”
A ringing endorsement, indeed!
If you are patient and you do have time (and alcohol) to kill, then, by all means, consider purchasing JIZZ, which costs about £16. You can find the online retailers here.
Who knows? You may find you prefer being squirted with alcohol to actually drinking it!