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This Drinking Game Wants You To Get Squirted In The Face By A Plastic Penis

You take part in the game by spinning the balls (really, you twist the plastic testicles).

One ball determines which body part the penis will be pointed at …

… while the other ball will determine how many times you have to pump the penis.


(In case you were wondering whether or not you’ll look stupid doing this, don’t worry — there are demonstration videos, too.)