17 Hilarious Drunk Texts That Honestly Need No Other Explanation

Phones and alcohol rarely mix well.

And no, I’m not just talking about the technical damage that can occur when you accidentally spill a cocktail on your screen.

When you’re drunk and on your phone, there’s a myriad of horrific choices that can be made, from drunk-texting your ex (or worse, your mom), to ordering 100 boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese from Amazon. In general, you should probably keep your phone safely tucked away during a night of “lit” adventures.

Unfortunately, hindsight is 20/20, and plenty of people have ignored this sage advice in favor of firing off drunk texts to friends, family members, and even total strangers. While they probably regretted hitting “send” the next day, I’m sure the hangover was penance enough. These texts are their stories:


Smooth move drunk me… from funny



Best friend and a drunk me text from drunk


Just got a drunk message from my dad from funny