9.
*pours wife a glass of wine*
– me, helping her make dinner
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 9, 2017
8.
I asked my husband to put fresh towels in the guest bathroom, and he hung them tag side out, a suburban horror story.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) July 6, 2017
7.
Forgot to use a coupon my wife gave me so now I have to hide it like it's a dead body.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 22, 2017
6.
Every marriage goes from “I'd love to know what you're thinking” to “You don’t want to know what I’m thinking.” Don’t worry, that’s normal.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) August 13, 2017
5.
Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) June 1, 2017