19.
A fun thing to do at Home Depot is ride the flatbed like a scooter to get my husband back for acting up when we're at TJMaxx.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) April 28, 2017
18.
Let's get married so we can argue about whether or not to throw away a 13-year-old plate.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 25, 2017
17.
Wife: *tells me to do the thing*
Me: You don’t have to keep reminding me. I’m not a child.
*forgets to do the thing*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 1, 2017
16.
Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.
Wife: Who won?
Me: Me.
Wife: Yup. Definitely a dream.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 12, 2017
15.
me: Ow
wife
me: Ow
wife
me: Ow
wife: The waitress said the plate was hot why the hell do you keep touching it?— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 29, 2017