4.
Some things in life are inevitable. Birth. Death. My husband storing everything he owns in a massive pile next to his side of the bed.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) August 2, 2017
3.
*tosses bath towel on hotel floor*
[text from wife at home]
"Pick that up."
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) August 2, 2017
2.
me: honey you need to embrace your flaws
wife: ok [hugs me]— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) August 16, 2017
1.
(car dealer)
is the passenger seat also heated?
"Aww for ur wife?"
*imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru*
yes— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) March 7, 2015
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