25.
You know it's love when your husband checks the conditions of the port-a-pots for you before you go in.
— ?Suds o' Bitches? (@SudsBitches) August 2, 2017
24.
Stop laughing at your phone. It's Annoying.
-marriage
— Jennifer Farrar (@jennfarrar7) August 6, 2017
23.
Some couples sext when they're apart. I just sent my husband a picture of a weird looking mole on my boob.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) August 15, 2017
22.
ME: Do you believe in ghosts?
WIFE: Yes.
ME: A ghost just spent $600 on a new home surround sound system.— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) August 15, 2017
21.
At least 10% of divorces can be avoided by buying bigger blankets
— X Alqee (@Xalqee) July 9, 2012
20.
Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 30, 2015