LADIES imagine this,
It’s 15 years from now. You’re not at a shitty baseball game, you’re in hawaii for the weekend. With your wife. You’re a lesbian. You can’t have kids, so they can’t hold you back. All your straight friends are stuck at kids sporting events. You’re laughing.
— presley (@innerpres) May 22, 2018
The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 23, 2018
me after having a five minute conversation with a drunk girl im meeting for the first time pic.twitter.com/6mqisztYdh
— madison (@motheromance) April 4, 2017
A great rule to live by is that whenever you can support the dope things your friends do, do it.
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) April 14, 2016
me on facebook vs. me on twitter pic.twitter.com/nCFrA9IKaw
— mo (@gnarlypug) October 29, 2017
Pussy hair grow back before u even make it to ur nigga house lmaooo
— KM ???? (@queenkimbaby) May 6, 2017