This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ
— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018
Your MCM thinks texting “WYD” and “how’s work” ten times a day is getting to know you. he’s 31.
— La’Chele (@In_A_YamChele) October 9, 2017
My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore
— tori (@toriavaa) May 19, 2018
Liking the same stuff is one thing. But hating the same things? True friendship.
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) January 14, 2016
Your girlfriend arguing with you over text vs your girlfriend arguing with you in person pic.twitter.com/YEC0DkhEXE
— Charles Brewkowski (@DirtbagDaniel_) May 8, 2017
hey it's me, your friend who ignores everything going on in the group text and then chimes in every six days with a single "omg"
— Ashley Fetters (@AshleyFetters) September 18, 2017
literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that
— Summer (@summerjscott) August 27, 2017
other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautiful
me wearing a low ponytail: will turner in pirates of the caribbean
— graveyard smash or pass? (@kxthleen) January 3, 2018
him: let's facetime
me: ok hold up let me look for my earphones pic.twitter.com/141WX29Sbg
— ???????????? ???????????? (@araslanian_) April 6, 2017
seriously when two drunk women meet in a bathroom its an instant best friendship
— Tracy Boomeisha-Ann Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) October 27, 2014