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LADIES imagine this,
It’s 15 years from now. You’re not at a shitty baseball game, you’re in hawaii for the weekend. With your wife. You’re a lesbian. You can’t have kids, so they can’t hold you back. All your straight friends are stuck at kids sporting events. You’re laughing.
— presley (@innerpres) May 22, 2018
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https://twitter.com/winningprotocol/status/480360752050880512
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The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 23, 2018
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https://twitter.com/motheromance/status/849341899647438848
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https://twitter.com/ellaceron/status/720444205504602112
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https://twitter.com/gnarlypug/status/924478688133107712
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https://twitter.com/queenkimbaby/status/860891481179074562