11.
having a gender reveal party tomorrow for the hamster i just got at petco. nothin crazy just gonna flip it over and see if it has a dick or whatever
— ԼƖԼ ƁƠƬƬƠMƬЄҲƬ (@_ericcurtin) January 27, 2018
12.
"Anybody here named Jeff?"
Jeff: "Yes"
Geoff: "Yeos"— Math Toady (@mtobey) January 21, 2016
13.
im not that person who claps when a plane lands.. im clappin the entire plane ride, cheering that we are somehow in the sky, shoutin thats where birds live
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) January 24, 2018
14.
can you imagine how hot we all would have seemed like 600 years ago pic.twitter.com/EZzjSoA1FV
— keely (@keelythepest) January 6, 2018
15.
Okay printer let’s print this document
?: WHOOOH YEAH ALRIGHT
Oops made a mistake, cancel print job please
?: FUCK THAT
I said cancel
?: TOO LATE HERE COMES HALF A PAGE
Seriously stop
?: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I’M GONNA RUN A BUNCH OF BLANK SHEETS THROUGH HERE WHOOOH
— Daniel Kibblesmith ⛄️⚔️? (@kibblesmith) January 15, 2018