Okay, so, there’s a decent chance that you’re laying in bed, staring at your phone right now.
Don’t look at me like that — you know you’re guilty.
And hey, no judgment! Haters may say otherwise, by laying in bed and staring at your phone is an underrated form of modern meditation and relaxation. (Unless you have insomnia and should be sleeping, in which case it’s an addictive, neverending nightmare.)
Either way, here are some delightfully entertaining tweets to keep you laughing until you start to bother your roommate and/or significant other. Because if you’re going to curl up in your bed like a warm, little cinnamon bun, you might as well have something funny to read.
So, go ahead. Prop yourself up with that extra pillow. You deserve it.
damn it be like that pic.twitter.com/EnjC8dnqCy
— vince (@VlNCHY) January 28, 2018
Its been years and occasionally I still think of this review of The Muppets and laugh. pic.twitter.com/RNnuMgVTaH
— Joshua Conkel (@JoshuaConkel) January 30, 2018
Updated my dating profile pic pic.twitter.com/pxi7IJfr2O
— ?????? ???? (@NicCageMatch) January 1, 2018
When you miss the person you used to be pic.twitter.com/qrRhItE43N
— ben™ (@benicus_rex) January 22, 2018
RESTAURANT WEBSITE DESIGNER: You know what your website needs?
RESTAURANT OWNER: A clear way to contact us and reserve a table?
RESTAURANT WEBSITE DESIGNER: A 3,000 word 'our philosophy' section.
RESTAURANT OWNER: (nodding) Let's not even put our phone number on the website.
— Evan Williams (@evanwilliams) January 29, 2018