What a year! So much has happened in 2017 but as always, the only thing that ever truly matters is retweets. Oh, you had a baby? How many retweets did it get? Don’t even talk to me about it until you hit that 100K mark. Here are 100 tweets that are actually worth your time.
1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars
— Filipé (@filipway) August 20, 2017
all because I said no to bingo night pic.twitter.com/W8Ojp0eQqx
— bauhausfanaccoun halo 3 guardian BR/snipes only ? (@hypedresonance) October 6, 2017
Don't buy iPhone X. pic.twitter.com/bUkAR1tX1I
— Quinn Nelson (@SnazzyQ) November 5, 2017
Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— Probability The Rapper (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. pic.twitter.com/LwCOITAEft
— ☯ (@Savmasta) September 22, 2017