Sometimes, Twitter accurately peers into your soul and vocalizes your inner thoughts and feelings with such startling precision that you have no choice but to say, “Damn! That’s relatable as hell!”
(You know, when people aren’t talking about munching on Tide Pods, or whatever.)
With that in mind, here are some cathartic tweets for anyone who just wants to feel seen. Maybe these people read your diary, maybe they have access to your innermost thoughts, maybe we just all secretly have the same feelings — who knows? The important thing is that these tweets exist, and they’re here to make you laugh while reminding you that we’re all in the same boat, fam.
me: in 2018 i’m gonna stop agreeing to things i don’t want to do ??
random person: hey wanna come to my nieces hair stylists second cousins neighbors piano recital
me: [thinking of a way to say no] of course dude what time
— eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) January 1, 2018
level 1: venting by crying
level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone
level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u've been going thru
— f thot fitzgerald (@dracomallfoys) January 16, 2018
youth culture is feeling like if you don't succeed by 25 someone will literally come kill you
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) January 27, 2018
my brain: you’re a fucking disaster and no one will ever love you
— Jenna-Claire (@jennaaclaire) January 22, 2018