In response to Doritos lady friendly crisps I shall be eating the biggest crisps I can find crunching really loudly burping and carrying a packet of crisps as a handbag
— kate ford (@kateford76) February 5, 2018
BITCH ILL OPEN A BIODEGRADABLE SUN CHIPS BAG IN THE MIDDLE OF SUCKING YOUR FUCKING DICK https://t.co/cf2rHDO5jo
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 5, 2018
Great! Now more people will hear my farts. https://t.co/ZbmgimdkYm
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 5, 2018
.@Doritos we've been through enough this year.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) February 5, 2018
♫ Lady Doritos, chip crumbs at her feet
Wonder how you manage to quietly eat ♫— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) February 5, 2018
People also tried to imagine what a “less crunchy” version of a chip could possibly involve — and all of the possibilities seem pretty vile.