Twitter wasted no time in gleefully roasting Doritos for their tone-deaf attempt at gender parity. (Or, I should say, gender parody.)
females dont complain about how crunchy doritos are lmao whoever’s idea this was is really reaching https://t.co/jJNpao9wvm
— alexander (@whosalexander) February 5, 2018
When will there be Doritos for MEN
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) February 5, 2018
About to sit down and write an angry letter to Doritos. pic.twitter.com/CXEWt1Xb1s
— Molly Hodgdon (@Manglewood) February 5, 2018
Doritos will also be marketing “man-friendly” chips that crunch extra loudly so that everyone knows a real MAN is eating. https://t.co/rg7ONYMgOK
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 5, 2018
But the Doritos thing isn't real, right? Like it cannot possibly be real.
— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) February 5, 2018
Hi @Doritos what about a crunch-free version of the bones of my enemies?
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) February 5, 2018
women: give us equal pay
the world: look, a KFC female colonel!
women: we said equal pay
the world: doritos won't crunch anymore!!!
women: EQUAL PA-
the world: have you tried "BIC PENS FOR HER"??— Ali Vingiano (@alivingiano) February 5, 2018
.@Doritos If you're doing "lady-chips," I would love some Cool Ranch infused with Plan B
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 5, 2018