Girls always joke on social media about having a “sugar daddy.” If you’re unaware, a sugar daddy is an older guy who seeks “companionship” from a younger woman in exchange for money, clothes, cars, etc. Sometimes it’s just companionship, other times it’s…other stuff. But, there are plenty of “sugar babies” who are perfectly happy going […] More
It’s pretty insane to think anybody who’s healthy would ever yearn to be paralyzed. Given the option, anyone in their right mind wouldn’t want to spend the rest of their lives in a wheelchair. That’s not the case for a 61-year old Chloe Jennings-White. Chloe is a chemist from Salt Lake City, Utah and considers […] More
Ordering food should never be anything other than a joyous occasion, celebrated with comfy pants, a couch, and a stacked Netflix queue. A world in which food shows up at your door with minimal effort should really be a worry-free environment, right? Unfortunately, this is not always the case. We live in Garbage Reality, which […] More
Shortly after daybreak on Monday morning, a fire broke out on the roof of Trump Tower in Manhattan. The glitzy skyscraper is full of expensive apartments, and it’s home to many individuals, including President Donald Trump, when he’s not at the White House or golfing at Mar-A-Lago, of course. Firefighters responded to the incident, and […] More
Iguanas are cold-blooded creatures, and they’re native to Central America and South America. The climate in those parts of the world is generally warm, and basically tropical. It’s the perfect place for these cute lizards to thrive. The green iguana species also seems to enjoy Florida, but it’s not natural. They’re an invasive species that’s […] More
The human body has something of a design flaw. Or at least the male human body has something of a design flaw. The genitals, those organs that propagate a man’s genetics as well as the entire human race, sit on the outside of the body. They’re just dangling there, ready to get in the way […] More
It’s kind of hard to believe, but it’s already the end of 2017. It just doesn’t feel like the end of 2017, though, because the endless chaos and torment of living in Trump’s America makes time pass slower. We’re all so exhausted from the constant assaults on democracy and our sense of stability that it […] More
Sometimes the world throws curve balls at us, it’s a part of life. A lot of people believe it’s how you deal with a difficult situation shows a lot about you as a person. Now, I have a question, what happens when you’re faced with an impossible situation? When you can’t do anything but mutter […] More
Not-so-breaking news: Donald Trump is a polarizing figure. Almost as polarizing: the often sketchy, deeply corporately-connected cronies and and finance guys he appointed to his presidential cabinet. Chief among those suit-clad minions is Steven Mnuchin, a Goldman Sachs bigwig and hedge fund manager turned Secretary of the Treasury. As a rich guy, he’s been a […] More
In 2014, two girls from Waukesha, Wisconsin, were arrested for a horrific crime, one made all the more horrific by how young they were at the time. Aneissa Weier and Morgan Geyser were just 12 years old when they brutally stabbed their friend Payton Leutner in a park 19 times, clearly intending to kill her. […] More
Not too many billionaires are universally liked. People don’t trust Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook, for example, and lots of people really seem to dislike that Donald Trump guy. The one billionaire everyone can agree on: Oprah. All hail the Oprah! She’s loved by all because of the way she earned her money: entertaining, sharing information, […] More
“Dear David” is probably the spookiest thing on the entire Internet. It dominates cartoonist Adam Ellis’s Twitter feed. You see, a few months ago, weird things started happening in Ellis’s apartment, and before long, Ellis pinpointed what he’s pretty sure is the cause of the strangeness: a ghost. Ellis calls the spirit — who also […] More
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