5.
I’m an inney, not an outey. And by that, I mean I hate camping.
— i liv. (@liv_thatsme) January 8, 2018
4.
This gal’s killin it with her CVS receipt. pic.twitter.com/9YwxHBhaSX
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) March 13, 2018
3.
My emotions™️
7am: Today I’ll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreacted
5pm: another stupid day is over
8pm: if I get enough sleep I’ll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth— meh (@bonehugsnirony) February 28, 2018
2.
SCIENCE FACT: All the lost hours from Daylight Savings get added to Betty White’s lifespan.
— …And Justin For All (@Staggfilms) March 11, 2018
1.
“I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle” he moped
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 7, 2014