Being able to laugh at yourself is a sign you’re a good person. Laughing at yourself also feels way better than doing what you should be doing. Crying. Like the time the waiter said “enjoy your meal” and you said “you too.” Laugh it off. Or the time you sneeze-farted two minutes into a Tinder date. Lol, right? Or even the time you went to art school, put yourself deep into debt, and now you don’t even do art so your parents are always asking what you’re doing with your life and you hear the growing disappointment in their voices each time. HAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, here’s some jokes or whatever.
“No more self-deprecating tweets,” I whisper fatly.
— J.Beaner (@jeannerbeaner) September 23, 2014
me acting shocked after i ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behaviours ive been repeating my whole life pic.twitter.com/tfcCXRnO7F
— andile (@INDIEWASHERE) November 28, 2016
Thats how helpful i am pic.twitter.com/JFzzz9kWqD
— BigFudge (@Official_Jude_) December 17, 2016
Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you’ll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless.
— Asshole Of The Year (@Bdell1014) November 30, 2016