19. Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes!
Marriage is just texting each other "Do we need anything from the grocery store?" a bunch of times until one of you dies.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) July 15, 2015
20. Money problems.
accountant: "youre basically broke"
wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"
me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) October 27, 2015
21. Let a man do it.
Wife: Wow, I'm tired
Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner
[Five minutes later]
Me: Honey, I think we're out of…"oven"?— Pete Lynch (@PJTLynch) November 3, 2013