This Guy Breaking Up With Random Phone Numbers Via Text Is The Funniest Thing You’ll See In The Next 3-5 Minutes

It’s been a while since I’ve been in the dating world, but one rule I know still stands is that you shouldn’t break up with someone via text. Or at least I think that’s still a rule? In any event, this weekend comedian Mike Primavera decided to randomly start texting numbers and breaking up with them.

His method? Literally just typing in random numbers, a break-up message, and pressing send. From there is where it got really fun. Enjoy!

Sadly these are, to date, the only texts Mike has hitherto shared on Twitter, but I think I speak for everyone when I side with this Tweet: