Being in love with a Target fanatic is a lot like being in an open relationship, except instead of banging other people on the side, your S.O. is banging the 50% off sale in the bathroom aisle for all Target cardholders. Okay maybe that’s a bit extreme, but the point is if you’ve got a Targét (accent mark on the é intended) super-fan, these Tweets will make you giggle.
My husband goes to Target with a list and comes home with ONLY THE ITEMS ON THE LIST. What kind of monster did I marry?
— Emily's mom life (@Emilysmomlife) March 9, 2017
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k8e (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
Hey guys, if your wife says she's at home doing laundry, she's lying. She's at Target, they're all at Target, literally right this minute.
— BornHusky (@dlockw21) December 16, 2015
My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 28, 2017
I ran into Target to buy pencils & accidentally spent $257.63.
Long story short, my husband says I'm not allowed to go to Target anymore.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 4, 2017
How I know my wife spends way too much time at Target. pic.twitter.com/zKGYob5dj9
— Myke (@MikeWehner) July 31, 2017
Me after a trip at target with the wife pic.twitter.com/KB3nALJNeF
— Khoa (@khoa_nguyen) October 9, 2017
Girlfriend's out of town this weekend so it's time to get wiiiiild!!!
<goes to Target and buys 5 blu-rays, winks knowingly to cashier>
— Grant Pardee (@grantpa) April 9, 2017