11. B-i-s-m-a-r-k:
poop in 10 seconds or less.
12. drafterman:
I’ll occasionally think to myself: “I know you’re there” and then look around to check for any potential telepaths.
13. jeufie:
Eat the good fortunes from fortune cookies. It makes them extra true.
14. JungAchs:
Prior to any job interview, right before i’m about to leave my house and am all dressed, I take a quick look in the bathroom mirror and out loud say the words, “Would you hire me?… I’d hire me!”
15. Councilman_Jam_:
Go out at 6am to find hobos to have breakfast with