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20+ People Share The Super Weird Things They Do When No One’s Looking

11. B-i-s-m-a-r-k:

poop in 10 seconds or less.

12. drafterman:

I’ll occasionally think to myself: “I know you’re there” and then look around to check for any potential telepaths.

13. jeufie:

Eat the good fortunes from fortune cookies. It makes them extra true.

14. JungAchs:

Prior to any job interview, right before i’m about to leave my house and am all dressed, I take a quick look in the bathroom mirror and out loud say the words, “Would you hire me?… I’d hire me!”

15. Councilman_Jam_:

Go out at 6am to find hobos to have breakfast with