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20+ People Share The Super Weird Things They Do When No One’s Looking

16. Dubscityg:

I print pictures off my friend’s Facebook and put them in my underwear before I go hang out with them.

17.  smileedude:

When my cat licks me I feel like he judges me if I don’t lick him back so I lick his head.

18. shuxkcds:

I bite the wing pieces off popcorn so that each piece is a nice smooth sphere. My saliva softens them a bit. Then when I have a decent amount (usually a small bowl full. It can take a while) I eat them by the hand full. No scraping in my mouth or pieces stuck in my teeth. Just pure soft, slightly mushy, popcorn balls. It feels so gentle in my mouth.

It works best with the big pre-popped bags you buy at the grocery store.

Edit: I’m learning from you lovely people that the way I eat other snacks may be related.

Snacking should be made into a mini-game whenever possible.

I do the following (and more that I can’t think of)

peanuts, I scraps the skin off and then bite that little connecter notch at the top middle off

I peel grapes first (when i was little and had tiny fingers I would bite in half and pike on my finger so it looked like a robo-cop head grape)

Peanut M&Ms (pretty much any candy with a meltable exterior) I dissolve the chocolate first then eat the peanut (in the manner mentioned above

Cashews – I bite in half and favor the pieces whose curvature angle matches up with my bite. i then line it up like it’s a retainer and try to “perfectly” bit into the cashew crevasse.

Pretzels (soft and hard) I bite off the end tabs first.

Pretzel sticks – I bite off each individual piece of salt adhered on

Oranges – I peel so the peel comes off as a single piece (this is more common I know)

Chicken wings – I strip clean to the bone. cartilage and all.

that’s all i can think of for now

19. tian17:

I pretend like I’m in a music video as I’m walking down the street. A lot of shameless lip syncing and hand movements and swag-walking. Doubly so if I have headphones in.
Also, sometimes I talk to myself in my head or verbally and refer to myself as “you” and talk as I’d talk to my friends. Like if I’m trying to make a decision, I’ll say or think “you should do this, dude.”

20.  inthechickencoup:

I eat apples with the core. I love the core and I heard the seeds are healthy too. So… Yeah.