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This New Pimple-Popping Toy Is Either Your Nightmare Or Your Weirdest Dream Come True

People love squeezing pus out of their zits — and, occasionally, out of other people’s zits.

Don’t look at me like that. You know it’s true. How else could the Dr. Pimple Popper Instagram have over 2.6 million followers? There’s just something unspeakably and disgustingly satisfying about relieving that pressure of pus buildup, and there’s no shame in denying it. (Okay, maybe there’s a little shame.)

However, there are only so many pimples on the human body (or a significant other’s body) at a given point in time. How are you supposed to satisfy the urge to pop when there are no pimples in sight??

Well, fortunately for all of you eager zit-squeezers out there, there is now a toy called the Pop It Pal™, and it’s here to simulate the grossest and most satisfying pimple-popping experiences.

Just want the Pop It Pal™ in action and see for yourself. (Or don’t, if you’re squeamish.)