eulertriad:
At our wedding, my wife whispered in my ear that she wasn’t wearing any underwear while we were dancing.
thedankbank1021:
“Babe, we need to get out of here. I have to fuck you right now.”
Popped a boner so hard it was noticed by the other people at the party.
Wrenthorpian:
Ex-girlfriend, naked in bed “choose your own adventure” in her lovely Australian accent. Also the Australian “HOLY FUCK” when she came.
