So let’s review. Evidently, this is not the first time throwthricethree noticed this unique problem to his wife, but it is the first time he spoke up about it. So he could have kept going on with life and accepted things the way they were and put it out of his head via the simple act of not watching his wife with an eagle eye when she steps out of the shower.
But no, he had to say something and justify it with a weird smegma comparison. And he doesn’t even seem to get what he did wrong. As a commenter named Meat_Monster pointed out:
In all honesty, if you don’t know where you fucked up, you’re pretty dumb OP.
No word on if she ever came back from that run.