6. Well … at least she got Taco Bell?
“A guy I worked with asked me out on a dinner date. He picked me up on time and, as we headed toward our dinner destination, he parked at an out of the way stop sign and proceeded to grope me. He grabbed at my crotch and breasts then got upset when I told him to stop. He got flustered and drove us to a Mexican restaurant but decided to use the drive-through. He asked what I wanted but refused to order anything for himself. When my food was handed over through the window he then drove off, claiming that he didn’t have any money to pay and that he wanted to drop me off because he had other things to do. (Obviously NOT me.)”
7. Nothing like getting to know one another over bins of basketball shorts!
“I didn’t know what he had planned for our first date. He picked me up and took me to a different city, to shop (for) gym clothes for him … since I couldn’t leave I endured, pissed. After a while, we had tea (from a really crappy place) and I had to pay for it because ‘he didn’t have money.'”
8. Hopefully his date wasn’t in the splash zone.
“I once puked on myself during a double date.”
9. A hit-and-run is obviously the most romantic way to start a date.
“This was more funny than bad but probably is the worst I have been on. I was on a Tinder date over a year ago and agreed to meet this girl to go for ice cream. She said she would pick me up along the way and within 30 seconds of meeting her, she reversed straight into my neighbour’s parked car. Not knowing what to do I let her get out and check for damage, she said it was fine and drove off. I looked in the wing mirrors and saw a big dent in the car, she also had a big dent in her car. Needless to say, it was an awkward ice cream and we did not see each other again.”
10. This guy really sounds like a keeper.
“He told me he only dates Asian or Mexican women … I’m white.”
11. Dinner = obligatory blowjob?
“I went out for dinner and a movie with a guy. I tried to chip in money at both, but he insisted that he cover it all. At the end of the night, we’re sitting in his car in the parking lot of the restaurant we had just eaten at, and he asks for a BJ saying ‘I mean, I bought you dinner and took you to a movie, it’s the least you can do’. Thankfully I lived nearby, I hopped out and walked home.”
12. I hope that sweater wasn’t her favorite.
“I went on a Tinder date with a guy who is now in my contacts as ‘Donotanswer Penispic.’
Prior to the date he seemed normal. We texted and talked on the phone then arranged to meet at a restaurant/bar.
He was cute but definitely bitter about something. He was from California and apparently didn’t like this new city we were in. He started talking about sex and blow jobs and complaining about how uptight everyone here is about sex.
He invited the waitress to a party his company was throwing, after sending back the French fries he ordered.
I showed him a picture of my dog on my phone; he took out his phone and showed me a picture of his penis.
We walked out of the restaurant together to get our cars from the valet. My car came first and I left. He texted me later that he had my sweater (apparently I dropped it on the way out) and if I wanted to see it again I’d have to hang out with him.
RIP, sweater.”