Once in third grade we played heads up seven up and I chose him every single round. You can imagine he eventually figured it out. He was my next door neighbor so I had to live with that shame
— Mary Drelling (@MaryIsabelle_) January 11, 2018
I can beat this pic.twitter.com/GTla9vU8tI
— Allie (@AllieEtzin) January 11, 2018
In 6th grade I was obsessed with a girl and one day she told me she would be my girlfriend if I jumped in the freezing cold lake naked and brought back a stick she threw. When I got back from the lake she was gone. #trustissues
— Jake (@JBell1996) January 12, 2018
@KacieSuchanek Literally dying rn because in the 5th grade I made a Valentine's day card for my crush with Taylor's tear drops on my guitar lyrics on in and I replaced Drew' s name with his… He ended up tearing the card up, along with my heart ???
— Cheyanne (@CheyMilliman) January 11, 2018
Yoooo I did the same thing to my crush. Except it was kiss from a Rose by Seal over our schools email???♂️
— Matty Ice (@MattroBoominn) January 11, 2018
one time in third grade i had a crush on this boy and my friend told me it would be a good idea to call his house phone and sing we were a movie by hannah montana on the voicemail @arianadaniellle
— alex ujvari (@alex_ujvari) January 11, 2018
In 7th grade I commented on my crush’s MySpace “hey are we still on for that hug tomorrow?” Thomas if you’re reading this, that was weird, my b
— celine serrano (@serranosaursrex) January 12, 2018
I’m not sure who taught teenagers that romance via AIM would be a successful venture, but they’re certainly responsible for a lot of heartache.
But, it’s not all bad. For some people, their less-than-suave attempts at flirting actually turned out to be successful!
In 10th grade I liked this senior who had a girlfriend, so I texted him and told him he needed an upgrade.. Definitely not sorry though. We have been together for 3 years.
— Jordan Loucks (@jord_alexis) January 11, 2018
Even so, it’s probably a good rule of thumb to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever send someone song lyrics as a way of letting them know you’re romantically interested. That’s a gamble you simply don’t want to take, my friend.