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18 Crazy Tumblr Stories to Add a Little Excitement to Your Day

#1. The Hit Man

#2. The Pocket Piggy

#3. Mickey and the Blackout (not a band name)

#4. Death Was Right on Schedule. Siriously.

#5. The Lifetime Supply of Snow Globes

#6. He Went to Jared

#7. When Twitter Starts to Bug You

#8. The Dog Who Wouldn’t Die

#9. A Super-Shitty Prank

#10. Right Foot: Gray

#11. Birds + Bees = WTAF

#12. PLOT TWIST

#13. Note: This Story Is Only Funny If You Know Basic Math

#14. The Gorillaz Effect

#15. Life Is All Ketchup and Rainbows

#16. Awareness Is Key

#17. The Frog Whisperer

#18. The Best Story Ever 2

h/t Did You Know Facts.