21.
[1789, woman opens beautifully wrapped hand delivered message] Oh my…yet another gentleman caller has sent me his penis portrait…
— bela lugosi's beth? (@bourgeoisalien) February 22, 2016
22.
Browsing Tinder like pic.twitter.com/uTQnfAFeAP
— Bim S. Pumpkins (@bimadew) April 5, 2015
23.
Hunger Games Synopsis
Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared
Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me— regal trash bitch (@meatgrindr) September 12, 2017
24.
Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) November 7, 2015
25.
If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.
— SpookySandwich (@MarisaLange) November 19, 2014
26.
boy: i wished girls liked sports
girl: i like sports
boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s— jordan rose (@maliagif) May 17, 2015
27.
When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
— Aimee (@Mimiification) July 1, 2017
28.
If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do pic.twitter.com/YE4o3lXq5A
— ? ManatEEEEK! ☠️ (@SaveTheMayotee) September 8, 2017
29.
This is what happens when men have creative control.
A butt crack on top of another butt crack. pic.twitter.com/nrcd75xpY9— Beth the Elder God (@BethElderkin) August 17, 2017
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Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft
— mcc (@mcclure111) December 5, 2013