guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we'll never know!
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 4, 2015
Girls can't be football coaches cuz they'd rearrange all the x's and o's in the playbook to be xoxoxoxo 💋💕💕
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 24, 2015
It's Mary Shelley's birthday? To celebrate, invent a new genre of fiction at a house party to avoid the attentions of a dude who's trash.
— jewish. femme. sre. (@sweetpavement) August 30, 2017
Another day, another 77 cents
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 7, 2014
*at my funeral*
Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress
Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets
— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 3, 2017