The world of Harry Potter is a wild and magical place which challenges us to be our best selves — however, as any true Potterhead will tell you, there’s also plenty to make fun of at Hogwarts. (Namely: Hufflepuffs.)
So, go ahead and indulge in your sassy side. These Harry Potter are jokes are so salty, they may just bring out your inner Slytherin:
Harry can defeat the dark lord but he can’t pick up a bit of bacon.
Nerds love Harry Potter because the school only has one sport and you don’t have to run.
— Daniel Kibblesmith ☃ (@kibblesmith) July 14, 2015
Top 3 things Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley aren't good at:
1 Naming children
2 Naming children
3 Naming children
— Stats Britain (@StatsBritain) September 11, 2015
everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn't go to wizard high school
— Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible) January 13, 2013
Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years" says the doctor. "You ran face first into a wall lmao"
— Jonathan Bowman (@jonseven3) December 3, 2013
White people : black people are doing too much. Wakanda doesn’t even exist.
Black people : Neither does Hogwarts.
White people: pic.twitter.com/6fJq2CVFxC
— Caysus (@Caleb__Eli) February 20, 2018