11.
Sometimes I'll buy some crap online and be like this will fix my whole life
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 23, 2014
12.
Misogynists: my dick does whatever it wants
Male feminists: it just makes me so sad that my dick does whatever it wants
— Holly Green (@winnersusedrugs) August 20, 2017
13.
every time I find something in forever 21 pic.twitter.com/2keJemWbFm
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 14, 2017
14.
The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle.
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 20, 2014
15.
"No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly.
— J.Beaner (@jeannerbeaner) September 23, 2014
16.
a boy during sex: *does nothing at all* pic.twitter.com/qEVzIYHfUQ
— ?lil tiny isabel ¨̮ (@lSABABE) March 28, 2017
17.
More ladies should leave internet comments on men's accomplishments like "he sucks as an astronaut but i'd sit on his face"
— dr. dalia ☥? (@DALIAMALEK) May 30, 2015
18.
Tinder but for gals in your area who'll come over and help with the weird zip on the back of your dress in the morning.
— Ailbhe Malone (@ailbhetross) June 22, 2016
19.
"Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 5, 2016
20.
*Clicks post called "Simple Everyday Eye Makeup Look"*
*Sees the look requires 9 steps*
*Throws laptop across room as if at the patriarchy*— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) December 22, 2015