Sometimes I'll buy some crap online and be like this will fix my whole life
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 23, 2014
Misogynists: my dick does whatever it wants
Male feminists: it just makes me so sad that my dick does whatever it wants
— Holly Green (@winnersusedrugs) August 20, 2017
every time I find something in forever 21 pic.twitter.com/2keJemWbFm
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 14, 2017
The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle.
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) November 20, 2014
"No more self-deprecating tweets," I whisper fatly.
— J.Beaner (@jeannerbeaner) September 23, 2014
a boy during sex: *does nothing at all* pic.twitter.com/qEVzIYHfUQ
— 𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒍 (@liltinyisabel) March 28, 2017
More ladies should leave internet comments on men's accomplishments like "he sucks as an astronaut but i'd sit on his face"
— dr. dalia ☥𓂀 (@DALIAMALEK) May 30, 2015
Tinder but for gals in your area who'll come over and help with the weird zip on the back of your dress in the morning.
— Ailbhe Malone (@ailbhetross) June 22, 2016
"Nipples killed my parents, and I'll be damned if anyone else should ever have to see those murderers again" -the founder of Instagram
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 5, 2016
*Clicks post called "Simple Everyday Eye Makeup Look"*
*Sees the look requires 9 steps*
*Throws laptop across room as if at the patriarchy*
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) December 22, 2015