22.
its true. each cow’s udder has one teat that will shoot piss instead of milk and ruin the whole batch. they call it the Farmer’s Gamble
— wint (@dril) November 19, 2013
21.
This picture of an anthropomorphic intestine holding its own ass is the only art I care for. pic.twitter.com/iE5NSfRpbJ
— Pjörk ? (@NicoleConlan) December 13, 2015
20.
*poops blood*
“What the heck I haven’t eaten blood in weeks”— Elvish Presley® (@_ElvishPresley_) May 24, 2016
19.
HEALTH TIP: when you fart, stop the spread of germs by farting into the crook of your arm
— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) January 10, 2017
18.
The perfect crime: fart into someone else’s butt
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) September 11, 2015
17.
Fave Adam Sandler movie is either Diarrhea Mailman (a man must deliver all the town’s mail before shitting his pants),or Diarrhea Mailman 2
— derek (@eedrk) June 6, 2016
16.
PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, “Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet.”
[spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]— For sale: Baby shoes. Never Worn. (Baby is dead.) (@LHGarrett) May 17, 2014
15.
Ladies, you got $5 to build your perfect man, wyd?
$500 Handsome
$200 Smart
$1000 Wealthy
$3 Crippling IBS
$2 Won’t Shut Up About the IBS— Saxy Gremlin (@dudethings4guys) January 16, 2017
14.
I’m doing GREAT
G – Generally
R – Regretting all this
E – Excessive
A – Anxiety diarrhea
T- That i have— erin chack (@ErinChack) May 13, 2017
13.
wife hopped in the shower with me as a sexy surprise… except she caught me, you know…. taking a shit in there
— deg (@degg) June 15, 2017