32.
how doodoo be lookin when you tryin not to shit yourself in public but it still be tryin to come out any way pic.twitter.com/DRE3vh01b4
— THOTs and Prayers (@brownlashon) July 6, 2017
31.
that moment your friends sniff that smelly fart. pic.twitter.com/zBdg71nZ5S
— Ryan Magee (@elirymagee) March 3, 2016
30.
at a urinal, i not only pull my pants all the way down but actually remove them completely & hand them to the guy behind me for safekeeping
— Lou Read (@Jheri_Seinfeld) September 16, 2015
29.
moron: “duhh, i hate taco bell, every time i go there i get diarrhea”
me: try getting tacos instead, genius— Mike F (@mikefossey) February 15, 2015
28.
My butt crack hair. Like a wig stuffed between the sofa cushions. The vertical mustache. A dense, dark jungle where light never breaks the canopy and the animals walk right up to you because they’ve never seen people before. Wow you read all of that. Gross. But thanks, I guess.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 9, 2017
27.
How much can this one swallow?
sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way
— John O’Connor (@johntoconnor) July 21, 2014
26.
it’s cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like “just as i suspected guys. it’s shit.”
— chuuch (@ch000ch) April 11, 2014
25.
Yeah, I’m an ALPHA MALE:
A – ttentive
L – istener with a
P – ositive and
H – ealthy
A – ttitude andM – y
A – sshole
L – eaks
E – diarrhea— Teenage Stepdad (@TeenageStepdad) July 2, 2017
24.
welcome to the bathroom
— bathroom (@bathroom) September 12, 2007
23.
When you’re out and you find a clean toilet when diarrhea starts. pic.twitter.com/EIKlKpdtSM
— Samuel Philip (@The_improviser) July 9, 2017