I'm surprised Trump wants a military parade because it combines the two things he fears the most: serving his country and walking.
— Ken Schultz (@kenschultz_) February 7, 2018
Trump: I want a big military parade. With a Garfield balloon, like in the Macy’s parade. And a balloon of me, bigger than the Garfield balloon, to show my dominance over Garfield
— TWlTTER DOT COM SLASH PIXELATED BOAT (@pixelatedboat) February 6, 2018
Just put Trump in a tank and let him drive around and crush the rose garden for a while, he’s president, he’s earned it
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) February 6, 2018