Trump does mean a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue with AMERICAN troops, right?
— John Aravosis (@aravosis) February 7, 2018
You shouldn’t be allowed to have a military parade unless you can do four push-ups.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) February 7, 2018
We can easily pay for Trump's military parade by either cutting the jobs of 10,000 teachers or poisoning everyone on Medicaid whose name starts with a K.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) February 7, 2018