25.
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1028629122711310336
24.
https://twitter.com/sammorril/status/1016420463453638657
23.
I feel like people who end up on Dateline for committing murder don’t watch enough Dateline to plan their crimes accordingly.
— Northern Lights ? (@PinkCamoTO) August 3, 2017
22.
[First date]
Him: I love murder mysteries.
Me: *trying to impress him* I have been a suspect in four murder cases.
— Sardonic Tart ?? (@SardonicTart) February 20, 2018
21.
I just gave a strange child a piece of candy on the train.
I asked the mom first and it was unopened.
I’m not a creep.
But as someone who is obsessed with true crime stories there’s a big part of me that wants to yell at the mom, the kid, and myself for letting this happen.
— Leanna Renee (@leannuh_renay) March 16, 2018
20.
Like honestly sometimes self-care is staying home on a Saturday night and marathoning true crime shows about ladies who murder dudes.
— Jill Weinberger (@jillybobww) November 12, 2017
19.
I could never write true crime because I’m terrible with cardinal directions. Fuck southeast corner of the lawn. I’d be like “footprints were found on the right side of the yard if you’re looking at the house from the street.”
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 10, 2018
18.
I watch so many murder shows that I’m afraid to close my eyes in the shower
— Shayli? (@Shaylidarling) September 7, 2016
17.
For someone with extreme anxiety I sure do love true crime shows
— clarinet Ⓥ (@fit_with_hips) March 26, 2018
16.
https://twitter.com/sammorril/status/1016001701235617792
15.
I’ve seen enough episodes of Dateline to know never to stand near a cliff while letting Hubs take my picture.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 23, 2016