9.
My own post appeared on my feed today so I thought I’d remind everyone that I once actually spent like two hours just to be this petty pic.twitter.com/7sjpz1HHub
— Alice X. Zhang (@alicexz) March 22, 2017
8.
One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose Rogers (@AndyyRogers) July 24, 2017
7.
My sister really made me a bow tie.. OUT OF MY OWN HAIR. it’s time to move out pic.twitter.com/UIOvATEh92
— sam (@SFatoh) July 11, 2016
6.
Somebody at work threw my drink in the trash so EVERYBODY’S drink is in that bitch now. We all gone be thirsty today pic.twitter.com/bUl0q79ho8
— Caramel Macchiato ?✨ (@PW_Chey) January 5, 2016
5.
Texted my ex and told him to be safe… They really out here shooting clowns smh
— NIKKI NEAL ? (@sheeznikkij) October 4, 2016
4.
Anytime customers have asked about this today I say “I’m selling all my ex boyfriends” pic.twitter.com/ekmLzZic1k
— Kat Lock (@katlock7) August 24, 2017
3.
“It’s ________ birthday”
Me: Let me go tell them happy birthday real quick.
Also me: Did they tell you happy birthday? pic.twitter.com/ek9dWkZexf— T’Java? (@_ApplaudJava) November 15, 2016
2.
Once I made fun of a movie on here and the woman who wrote it followed me for 6 months and only faved 1 tweet, where I said I’d gotten sick
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) July 17, 2017
1.
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don’t know & this what he brings me. ? pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— atalya????? (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016