If you’ve ever wished that you could tap into your salty side and truly unleash your inner pettiness, then look no further — these people are officially about to become part of your vision board.
These folks have zero patience for disrespect or disappointment and have no qualms about throwing shade, calling people out, and generally stirring up as much drama as humanly possible. Which, you have to admit, deserves some props. Bonus: reading these will make you feel like a “good person” for resisting the urge to get down in the mud and unleash your pettiness. (Go ahead, delude yourself for a few minutes.)
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y’all ever stop fw someone but like the way YOU looked in the pic… so you gotta… pic.twitter.com/aldIENViPG
— Serena (@CaballeroSerena) March 20, 2017
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When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back pic.twitter.com/MczdjcCiil
— Nick Lutz (@NickLutz12) February 17, 2017
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WHO TF LEFT THIS ON MY CAR IN LOT 30 I JUST WANNA TALK pic.twitter.com/7cZyWR4jnQ
— dezireh (@dazed_dez) June 7, 2017
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My sister cropped me out of her profile picture with this caption ??? pic.twitter.com/10XKD0tYYV
— Enok Kamuanga (@enokkamuanga) December 13, 2016
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I’m tired of y’all playing so much ? pic.twitter.com/wuwwYND4U3
— Black Jesus (@BullHunitProof) June 12, 2017
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today i found all the subtweets my roommate has made about me, so i printed them out and hung them up in our dorm ❤ pic.twitter.com/fQghyj7seZ
— j? (@jessyjeanie) September 27, 2016
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When your drawing teacher assigns 3 finals so you secretly write “you got me fucked up” in sign language on your final piece pic.twitter.com/XY40MmuiX5
— Shawty Arabia (@LemAli23) December 7, 2016
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My flatmate pissed me off so I froze their cutlery into an ice block pic.twitter.com/TDgWhPSIOa
— Beth K (@CakeLikeBeth) March 3, 2016
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Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies pic.twitter.com/i1AlH3Troz
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 26, 2014
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Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go.
Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him. pic.twitter.com/21Q06Qhxr4
— Brea Simone (@BreaSimone) November 14, 2016
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I open Kye baby bag and see this ??? pic.twitter.com/aguJga8nlC
— _Beautifulhustler (@_BeautifulHustl) April 23, 2017
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My sister and I had an argument and she chopped the bristles off of my toothbrush. Why??? pic.twitter.com/SxN9PKRFgk
— lourdes (@gossipgriII) June 23, 2016
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A bee is willing to end it’s own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
— WILL WELDON (0-32) (@oldmanweldon) December 4, 2012
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Can I tell y’all a short story? My neighbor kicked her man out the house. Y’all… why did this man buy the house next door? PETTY SAVAGE ?? pic.twitter.com/PBmn5ZAjz4
— NANA JIBRIL ??️? (@girlswithtoys) December 10, 2016