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People Reveal The Ridiculous Things They’d Make A Personal Assistant Do If They Had One

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have your own personal assistant? Just think — another “you,” but a “you” who existed solely to take care of all of those dumb, annoying, tedious, time-sucking activities that you have to do but don’t want to do. For the fabulous, wealthy, and fabulously wealthy, this dream is a reality — they have personal assistants who they pay to do stuff like go to the post office, make doctors appointments, pick up dry cleaning, and drop the kids off at school.

How would you, dear reader, most benefit from and/or exploit a devoted personal assistant? Yesterday, Vulture writer and The Toast co-founder Nicole Cliffe posed that question to her 50,000-plus Twitter followers.

More than 600 people (so far) replied. Their fantasy personal assistant to-do items have been specific, obscure, luxurious, and hilarious.